Best Quotes from Marvel’s WandaVision

Are you as obsessed with WandaVision as we are? Check out our WandaVision Review and First Impressions post to see what we thought about the show. When we watch, we always look for the best quotes, and we found some of the best quotes in WandaVision.

We love the feel of the show and it’s full of great quotes and one-liners. Just as you’d expect from any sitcom or comedy series, WandaVision doesn’t disappoint with the quotes. We’ve pulled together a collection of the Best Quotes from Marvel’s WandaVision.

SPOILER WARNING: If you haven’t watched WandaVision yet, these quotes may include non-contextual spoilers. Proceed with caution.

WandaVision Quotes

January 15, 2021

Best Quotes from Marvel’s WandaVision Episode 1 Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience

My wife and her flying saucers. –Vision
My husband and his indestructible head. –Wanda

That explains the empty refrigerator. –Wanda

I know the apron is a bit much but I’m doing my best to blend in. –Wanda

In fact, I’m incapable of exaggeration. -Vision

Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn’t. –Agnes

Most importantly, how’s your Bridge game, hon? –Agnes

Those boxes don’t move themselves. –Wanda

What’s a single gal like you rattling around this big house? –Agnes

Well, I assure you, I’m married. To a man, a human one, and tall. –Wanda

The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd. –Agnes

What Ralph could really use is “how to goose your wife so you don’t lose your wife.” –Agnes

Oh, this is gonna be a gas! –Agnes

The music isn’t bothering yours it, pal? –Norm
In terms of distraction from work or in terms of the largely nonsensical nature of the lyrics? –Vision
The first one. –Norm

Would you be so good as to tell me what it is we do here exactly? –Vision

All I know if since you got here, productivity has gone up 300%. –Coworker

You’re like a walking computer! –Coworker
I most certainly am not. I am a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself. –Vision

I don’t have a skeleton, sir. –Vision

What about seduction techniques? –Agnes
Oh, I have those. But just out of curiosity, what does it say? –Wanda
That you should stumble when you walk into a room so he can catch you. –Agnes
Any other tricks? –Wanda
You could point out the death rate of single men is twice that of married men. –Agnes
Now THAT’s romantic. –Wanda

If tonight doesn’t go well, I think this could be the end. –Vision
It’s just one night, no need to get dramatic. –Wanda
I think the best course of action is to impress the wife. –Vision
And I think the best course of action is to impress the husband. –Wanda
Glad to know we’re both on the same page. –Vision

This is the traditional Sokovian greeting of hospitality. –Vision

I forgot to tell you my wife is from Europe. –Vision

We don’t break bread with Bolsheviks. –Arthur

You move at the speed of sound, and I can make a pen float through the air. Who needs to abbreviate? –Wanda

Any chance they’d settle for a single chocolate-covered strawberry split three ways? –Wanda

You’re awfully dense, aren’t you? –Arthur

What kind of housewife would I be if I didn’t have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place? –Agnes

Many hands make light work and many mouths make good gossip. –Agnes

Were either of you aware that married men are killing single men at an alarming rate? –Wanda

Anyone for Parcheesi? –Vision

I couldn’t find the lobsters and did you want the meat tender or pulverized? –Vision

We are an unusual couple you know. –Wanda
Oh, I don’t think that was ever in question. –Vision
What I mean is, we don’t have an anniversary. Or a song, or even wedding rings. –Wanda
We can do that. Today can be our anniversary. –Vision
Of what? Surviving our first dinner party? –Wanda
Precisely. And our song could be… –Vision
Yakkity-Yak, naturally. –Wanda
Naturally. –Vision
And they lived happily ever after. –Vision

January 15, 2021

Best Quotes from WandaVision Episode 2 Don’t Touch That Dial

Are you using your night vision, Vision? –Wanda

Walking through walls, moving objects without touching them. –Wanda

One of us should really determine the source of that sound. –Vision
Yes, one of us should. –Wanda

Look how you seized on the opportunity to redecorate. –Vision

Wanda darling, get the light. –Vision

This is our home now, I want us to fit in. –Wanda

In a real magic act, everything is fake. –Wanda

Senior Scratchy just loves the stage! He played baby Jesus in last year’s Christmas pageant. –Agnes

Are you ready to meet Queen Cul de Sac and her merry homemakers? –Agnes

The devil’s in the details, Bev. –Dottie
That’s not the only place he is. –Agnes

How is anybody doing this sober? –Agnes

Neither for me thank you, I don’t eat food. –Vision

What I mean to say is that I don’t eat food in between meals, but at mealtimes. I’m a regular eating machine. –Vision

Wanna stick of Big Red? –Herb
Is gum food? –Norm
My understanding is it’s purely for mastication. –Vision
Oh, no, I don’t do that. –Herb
Well, when in Westview. –Vision

You’re a whiz at all this committee stuff, Dottie. Thanks for choosing me to help clean up today. I feel so lucky. –Wanda

I don’t know what you’ve been told, but I assure you I don’t mean anyone any harm. –Wanda
I don’t believe you. –Dottie

Pop quiz, Wanda: how does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? By doing it herself. –Dottie

And now my wife and I will delight your dumbstruck little faces. –Vision

Is that how mirrors work? –Bev

Would you look at that, that really gummed up my works. –Vision

Vision, is this really happening? –Wanda
Yes, Wanda. It’s really happening. –Vision

January 22, 2021

Best Quotes from Marvel’s WandaVision Episode 3 Now In Color

I think this line of questioning is fruitless. –Wanda

I can’t wait to be a proud papa-ya. –Vision

I thought I had super speed; I can’t keep up! –Vision

It’s 75 degrees out, are you making a fashion statement? –Geraldine

I may be late to the party, but I’m sure there is a logical explanation for this. –Geraldine

We went so fast it was like we were flying. –Doc

Hello, Tommy. –Vision

I don’t think we’ll get away after. Small towns, you know? So hard to escape. –Doc

Ralph looks better in the dark, so I’m not complaining. –Agnes

I’m a twin, I had a brother. His name was Pietro. –Wanda
He was killed by Ultron, wasn’t he? –Geraldine
What did you say just now? –Wanda

That macramé’s not going to hitch itself. –Agnes

Wanda, where’s Geraldine? –Vision
Oh, she left honey. She had to rush home. –Wanda

January 29, 2021

Best Quotes from Marvel’s WandaVision Episode 4 We Interrupt This Broadcast

I want to be an aircraft pilot. –Monica Rambeau

When they were handing out kids they gave her the toughest one, Lieutenant Trouble. –Captain Marvel

My mom is Maria Rambeau. –Monica

I don’t understand what’s happening but you need to listen to me. Maria died 3 years ago. Which was 2 years after you … disappeared. –Dr. Harley

Space is now full of unexpected threats. –Director Tyler Hayward<
Always was full of threats. And allies. –Monica

You were the obvious choice. –Monica
I was the only choice. –Hayward
I wasn’t gonna say it. –Monica

The FBI is in a tizzy over a missing person case up in New Jersey. They have requested use of one of our imaging drones and I need a chaperone. –Hayward
Drones usually chaperone me. –Monica

There’s no easy way to say this, but you’re grounded. –Hayward
For how long? Who’s protocol is this? –Monica
Your mother’s. –Hayward

 

Pardon me, sheriff. Would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here? –Agent Woo
No such place. –Sheriff
You’re saying the town of Westview, New Jersey, doesn’t exist? –Monica
It’s what I keep telling your G-man here, but he won’t listen. –Sheriff
I see and what town are you from? –Monica
Eastview. –Sheriff

This isn’t a missing person’s case captain Rambeau, it’s a missing town. Population 3,892. –Woo

Why haven’t you gone inside to investigate? –Monica

‘Cause it doesn’t want me to. –Woo
You can feel it too, can’t you? No one is supposed to go in. –Woo
Why are you aware of Westview, or me for that matter? –Monica
It’s some sort of energy field. –Monica

What’s your field? –Darcy

We’re not supposed to talk to each other. –Guy in truck with glasses
Boy Scout leader. got it. and you?–Darcy
Nuclear biology. –Girl in truck
Artificial intelligence. –Bald guy in truck
Astrophysics. We got the full clown car. It means whatever the threat is SWORD clearly has no idea what they’re dealing with. –Darcy

I’m a chemical engineer. –Guy in truck with glasses
No one cares. –Darcy

Miss Lewis? –Agent
Dr. Lewis. –Darcy
We have your gear set up inside. –Agent

Those drones you’re sending in. what kind of data are you getting? –Darcy
I’m afraid that’s highly classified. –Agent
You can’t see anything?

FBI, army, I saw the Air Force office of special investigations out there. Research lab, space command too. A bona fide, joint multi-service response. Really looking forward to the commemorative T-shirt. –Darcy

Is there somewhere a lady could get a cup of coffee?
You guys look like you might get down with those little pod things. Horrendous for the environment… –Darcy
Make your assessment please. –Agent

Whoa. I mean, whoa.
What are you getting?
A colossal amount of CMBR. Cosmic microwave background radiation.
We’ve been told the radiation is within a safe limit. –Agent
Uh it is…for now.–Darcy
Wait, what do you mean…–Agent
Shhhhhhh.There are longer wavelengths superimposed over the noise here.
I need a TV. An Old one. like not flat. –Darcy

Try to find anything you can on Rambeau. Hayward
Copy that. –Agent Franklin

Someone must really miss you back at Quantico. –Hayward
No sir. softball season is over, sir. –Woo

Will someone get me a useful visual, damn it? –Hayward

Is that? –Woo
It looks like her. –Darcy
I know it’s been a crazy few years on this planet, but he’s dead right? Not blipped, dead. –Darcy
What am I looking at? You. What is this? Where’s this coming from? –Hayward
Out there. –Darcy
Is it authentic? –Hayward
I’m not sure how to answer that. –Darcy
Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated? –Hayward
I don’t know. I don’t know. And I don’t know. –Darcy
What do you know. –Hayward
My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That’s… –Darcy
Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang. –Hayward

Yeah, entwined was a broadcast frequency. So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. And when I plug this bad boy in, voila, sound and picture. –Darcy
So you’re saying the universe created a sitcom staring two Avengers? –Woo
It’s a working theory. –Darcy
Are we recording this? –Hayward
Never stopped. –Darcy

I need immediate analysis. –Hayward
He’s a charmer. –Darcy

Maybe I can get that coffee now? –Darcy

First and foremost our main objective is to get any Intel on Captain Rambeau, but originally this case was a missing person so we’re going to start there. We’ve successfully identified two individuals inside the Westview anomaly. –Woo

Does she seem okay to you? –Darcy
Well, she doesn’t appear to be harmed in any way, but that is definitely not the boss lady I met yesterday. –Woo
So what, deep cover? Monica has to play along? –Darcy
With whom? Or else, what? –Woo
All right. Brass tacks, Dr. Lewis. What are we looking at here? Is it an alternate reality? Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment? –Woo
It’s a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom. –Darcy
But why? –Woo
Hey man we’re working with the same scarcity of Intel. –Darcy

So you’ve seen that radio and Wanda‘s kitchen counter right?
The next time she washes dishes, which by my count happens about once an episode, barf, we’ll shoot a signal to that little guy. This transmitter will mimic the frequency of the broadcast, and if my theory is right, allow us to speak directly to her. This is totally gonna work. Don’t touch that. –Darcy

Let’s get this show on the road. –Darcy

1950s, 1960s, and now 1970s. why does it keep switching time periods? It can’t be purely for my enjoyment, can it? –Darcy

I can’t believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby. –Woo

You want any? –Darcy
Heck I thought about it for sure. A little Jimmy woo. get him a tiny little FBI badge oh you…chip? sure. –Woo

Twins. What a twist. What? I’m invested. –Darcy

Did she just say the name Ultron? Has that happened before? A reference to our reality? –Woo
No never. –Darcy
Someone is censoring the broadcast. –Darcy
But where’s Rambeau? –Woo

Wanda, I’m just your neighbor. –Monica
Then how could you know about Ultron? –Wanda
You’re not my neighbor. And you’re definitely not my friend. You are a stranger and an outsider. And right now you are trespassing here. And I want you to leave. –Wanda

 

This is our home. –Wanda

Oh, don’t worry darling. I have everything control. –Wanda

It’s Wanda. It’s all Wanda. –Monica

 

February 5, 2021

BEST QUOTES FROM MARVEL’S WANDAVISION EPISODE 5 On a Very Special Episode…

Vis, would you mind grabbing their binkies? –Wanda

Oh. ‘Course not. Binkies all round, I think. –Vision
That is not where those go. –Wanda
Noise cancelation is not their primary function? –Vision

Agnes, I was just fluffing this pillow with my face. –Vision

I was just on my way to Jazzercise when I heard your new little bundles of joy were on a sleep strike. –Agnes
Oh? Who told you that? –Vision
Uh, my ears. –Agnes
Anyway, Auntie Agnes is here and I’ve got a couple of tricks up my sleeve. –Agnes
Fussy babies, meet buns of steel. We dare you to stay awake. –Agnes
Lavender. It’s supposed to have a calming effect. Ralph sprays it on me every night but there’s no taming this tiger. What? –Agnes
It’s so strange? –Vision
Oh that’s not fair. It’s not Agnes’s fault that she has an unusually high libido. –Wanda
Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just looking for your dark liquor. –Agnes
What? –Vision
No, not for me. For the twins. What kind of babysitter do you think I am? –Agnes
Kids. You can’t control ‘em. –Agnes

There was this feeling keeping me down. There was this hopeless feeling, like drowning. It was grief. –Monica

There’s a briefing at 10. Pants are encouraged. –Darcy

This is Dr. Darcy Lewis. She’s the one who discovered the broadcast. –Woo
I’m…–Monica
…Monica, I know, I’m a big fan. –Darcy
We’re gonna need to take these again. There’s something wrong with the machine. –Tech

Thanks to Captain Rambeau, we now have first-person intel from inside the Westview Anomaly. Our initial theory had Wanda Maximoff as one of many victims. We now know she is the principal victimizer. –Hayward
Quick history on our subject. Born in Sokovia in 1989 to Irinia and Oleg Maximoff, both killed during an air raid when Maximoff and her twin brother, Pietro, were ten. –Woo
The twins were subsequently radicalized, volunteering at HYDRA. –Hayward
It’s an oversimplification of events, but yes. After unspecified experimentation with the Mind Stone, Maximoff gained telekinetic and telepathic abilities. –Woo
Back up, Jimmy. Does Maximoff have an alias? –Hayward
No, sir. –Woo
No funny nickname? –Hayward
Not a one. –Woo
And earliest tracking had her using her powers against the Avengers. Is that correct? –Hayward
Right before she earned their trust and became one herself. –Woo
Lagos and Germany, we all know how that turned out. Thanks, Jimmy. –Hayward

I try not to speak ill of people…–Woo
Then allow me. Hayward’s a d…–Darcy

…terrorists. –Hayward
Wanda’s not a terrorist. –Monica
By your own account, you described the experience of being under her mind-control as “excruciating, terrifying, a violation.” –Hayward
My point is, I don’t believe she has a political agenda or any inclination toward destruction. –Monica
Monica, she blasted you halfway across New Jersey. –Hayward
And I survived because she chose to protect me. –Monica
She’s holding thousands of people hostage. –Hayward
And it could have been thousands more if she hadn’t put up her own quarantine. Listen, I don’t believe this is a premeditated act of aggression. –Monica
You don’t. Bring up the visual. This morning I received authorization to share his highly sensitive material from SWORD headquarters. Until very recently, it was the top-secret location of the Vision’s corpse. –Hayward
When was this? –Monica
Nine days ago. Maximoff stormed our facility, stole the Vision’s body, and resurrected him. –Hayward
But that’s in direct violation of Section 36 B of the Sokovia Accords. –Woo
And the Vision’s own living will. –Hayward
He didn’t want to be anybody’s weapon. –Woo
Maximoff, in her grief, disregarded his wishes. Alright, that’s in for now. Let’s work the problem people. –Hayward

But how did she even do it? Bring him back without the Mind Stone? –Woo
Who knows. But she has the world’s only vibranium synthezoid, playing Father-Knows-Best-In-Suburbia. What happens when he learns the truth? –Darcy

I don’t miss the crying, but jeez Louise did you have to learn to walk? –Wanda

You two never stay put, unless you’re innocently forming a human wall in front of the kitchen sink. –Wanda
Now tell me which one of you just barked? –Wanda
What’s this canine doing in my kitchen sink? –Wanda
The doggy paddle? –Billy
Can we keep him mommy? He was outside. Crying, alone. –Tommy
Now boys, taking care of a living thing is a big responsibility. –Wanda
Morning wife. Morning boys. Good morning unfamiliar wet animal. –Vision

My kitchen window told me someone got a new pooch. –Agnes

Well, I’m tired of hiding, Vis. And maybe you don’t have to either. –Wanda
What aren’t you telling me? –Vision

Okay, what I need is a 10,000-pound fallout shelter comprised of lead for photons, cadmium for neutrons, and tantalum for seismic blasts, on wheels. And then, I would be able to safely re-enter Westview, right? –Monica

Yes, theoretically. –Darcy
I can work with theoretically. –Monica
Holy Christmas. At this rate, they’ll be empty nesters by dinnertime. –Woo
I know an aerospace engineer who’d be up for this challenge. –Monica
But I can’t guarantee the Hex won’t just mind-wipe you as you go in. –Darcy
Wait, what’s a Hex? –Monica
It’s what I’m calling the anomaly because of its hexagonal shape. It’s starting to catch on. –Darcy
You really want to go back in there? After everything she’s put you through? –Darcy
Yeah. Yes I do. –Monica

She could have taken out Thanos on her own if he hadn’t initiated a blitz. I mean, nobody else came close. –Monica

Well, I’d argue that Captain Marvel came close. –Woo
Her powers came from an Infinity Stone, too, right? –Darcy
We are not talking about her. We are talking about Wanda. –Monica

Are we being mind-controlled to see that right now? –Darcy
Oh, no, they are real, all right. –Monica
You had a bulletproof vest on when you went inside, didn’t you? –Woo
Those pants are 87% Kevlar. They aren’t an illusion. Wanda is rewriting reality. If she can change things as they go into the Hex, what if we send in something that requires no change? –Monica

Family is forever. –Wanda

Wanda decides what makes it onto her show. –Darcy

No joy. –Hayward
Take the shot. –Hayward
No, the drones aren’t armed. What did you do?? –Monica

The missile was just a caution. You can hardly blame us. –Hayward
Oh I think I can. –Wanda

I didn’t know the drone was armed. But you knew that. A town full of…and you brought a sword agent into your home. You must have trusted me on some level. –Monica
I’ve got what I want. And no one will take it from me ever again. –Wanda

You can fix anything mom. –
Fix the dead. –
We can’t reverse death no matter how sad it makes us. –Wanda
You said family is forever. –Wanda

It’s not often you get a dog and bury him on the same day. –Vision
Well, things move fast in the suburbs. –Wanda

You can’t control me the way you control him. –Vision
Can’t I? –Wanda

All of this is for us. –Wanda
What is outside of Westview? –Vision
You don’t want to know. –Wanda
You don’t get to make that choice for me. –Vision
I’m scared Wanda. I don’t remember my life before Westview. –Vision
Do you really think that I’m in control of everything in Westview? –Wanda
I don’t know how any of this started in the first place. –Wanda

She recast Pietro? –Darcy

Who’s the popsicle? –Pietro

 

February 12, 2021

BEST QUOTES FROM MARVEL’S WANDAVISION EPISODE 6 All-New Halloween Spooktacular

Who is that? –Monica
Wanda’s brother came to town. –Jimmy
He brought the wrong face. –Darcy

Am I dead? –Agnes
No, no. Why would you think that? –Vision
Because you are. –Agnes

Dead. Dead. Dead! Dead! –Agnes
Agnes, it is my intention to reach those outside of Westview and make sense of our situation. –Vision
Agnes: How? No one leaves. Wanda won’t even let us think about it. All is lost. –Agnes

Hey, don’t sweat it, sis. It’s not like your dead husband can die twice. –Pietro

 

February 19, 2021

BEST QUOTES FROM MARVEL’S WANDAVISION EPISODE 7 Breaking Through the Fourth Wall

Look, we’ve all been there, right? Letting our fear and anger get the best of us, intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created.  –Wanda

I’m your mom. And as such, you were counting on me to have all the answers, right? Well, I don’t. I have… no answers. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Niente. I’m starting to believe that everything is…meaningless. You’re welcome to draw your own conclusions, but that’s just where I’m at. –Wanda

Well if he doesn’t want to be here, there’s nothing I can do about it. –Wanda

Don’t believe anything that man said. He is not your uncle. –Wanda

So maybe I went a little too dark there, but they’ll be fine. Vision is made of vibranium. They literally inherited tough skin. –Wanda

At least you’re already in makeup. –Strong Man

Yeah, I’m not great at this gig, I gotta be honest. It doesn’t really speak to my skill set. I put in for the bearded lady, but this alabaster complexion wasn’t fooling anyone. –Darcy

You don’t remember me from last night? We locked eyes. There was an unspoken understanding.  –Vision
Um, hard pass. –Darcy

Hello? Excuse me. Uh, you tried to help me. –Vision
Doubtful. I’m notoriously self-involved. –Darcy

Oh, hello, self. You know, part of me secretly wanted a guest spot on the show, but seriously, that sucked. –Darcy

I actually did bite a kid once. –Agatha

Fine. I’ll go out with you but I’m ordering the lobster. –Darcy

I’m so sorry. We were double booked by the agents. –Vision

Do you think this is what you deserve? –Interviewer

Because the world doesn’t revolve around you…or does it? –Commercial narrator

You’re quiet, Agnes. On the inside. –Billy

You try telling a 10-year-old that his mother is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. –Agnes

It’s being rewritten.  –Jimmy

And she had to watch. –Darcy

What I do know is I’ve been watching WandaVision for the past week. And the love you two have is real. You belong together. – Darcy

All you do is lie! –Wanda

I can’t control this pain anymore and I don’t think I want to because it’s my truth. –Monica

Where are the twins? –Wanda

Wanda, Wanda. You didn’t think you were the only magical girl in town, did you? The name’s Agatha Harkness. Lovely to finally meet you, dear. –Agatha

It’s been Agatha all along. –Agatha

And I killed Sparky, too. –Agatha

Snoopers gonna snoop.  –Pietro

 

February 26, 2021

BEST QUOTES FROM MARVEL’S WANDAVISION EPISODE 8 Previously On…

That accent really comes and goes, doesn’t it? –Agatha

I did not break your rules. They simply bent to my power. –Agatha

My thoughts are not available to you, toots. They never, ever were. So don’t go givin’ yourself a migraine. –Agatha

Your magic’s no good here. –Agatha

Magic on autopilot. –Agatha

These are runes, Wanda. In a given space, only the witch that cast the runes can use her magic. How do you not know the fundamentals? –Agatha

All those costumes and hairstyles. I was so patient, waiting for you to reveal your true self. I got close with fake Pietro. Fietro, if you will, but no dice. –Agatha

Necromancy was a non-starter since your real brother’s body is on another continent. Not to mention, full of holes. But you’re so crippled by your own self-doubt that you believed it. Oh, Wanda, oh, when I sensed this place, the afterglow of so many spells cast all at once…Oh, I couldn’t make heads or tails of it. –Agatha

With thousands of people under your thumb, all interacting with each other according to complex storylines. Well, that’s something special, baby. –Agatha

I tried to be gentle, to nudge you awake from this ridiculous fantasy, but you would rather fall apart than face your truth. You left me no choice. What was it you said to your not-brother? Hmm? All you could recall was the feeling. You felt empty. Alone. Endless nothingness. Let’s start there. –Agatha

It’s been fun playing pretend for a while, hasn’t it, Wanda? But it’s time to look at some real reruns. –Agatha

Charming. Love the Cold War aesthetic. –Agatha

Shenanigan is like problem, but more silly than scary, but sometimes can be a little scary. –Wanda

You used a probability hex. –Agatha

So, what I see here is a baby witch, obsessed with sitcoms and years of therapy ahead of her. Doesn’t explain your recent hijinks. Where’d you get the big guns, Wanda? –Agatha

Don’t be scared. You already lived it once. –Agatha

Quick question, your reaction to the bombing of your civilian apartment building and the murder of your parents was to join an anti-freedom terrorist organization. –Agatha

So, little orphan Wanda got up close and personal with an Infinity Stone that amplified what, otherwise, would’ve died on the vine. The broken pieces of you are adding up, buttercup. I have a theory, but I need more. –Agatha

It’s just like a wave washing over me, again and again. It knocks me down, and when I try to stand up, it just comes for me again. It’s just gonna drown me. –Wanda

Well, because it can’t all be sorrow, can it? I’ve always been alone, so I don’t feel the lack. It’s all I’ve ever known. I’ve never experienced loss because I have never had a loved one to lose. –Vision

But what is grief, if not love persevering? –Vision

What happened when he wasn’t there to pull you back from the darkness. –Agatha

I deserve it. –Wanda

It is our legal and ethical obligation. –Hayward

Not everyone has the kind of power that could bring their soulmate back online. Sorry. Back to life. –Hayward

I can’t let you take $3 billion worth of vibranium just to put it in the ground. –Hayward

He’s all I have. –Wanda

I can’t feel you. I can’t feel you –Wanda

Bravo. –Agatha

I know what you are. You have no idea how dangerous you are. You’re supposed to be a myth, a being capable of spontaneous creation. Here you are using it to make breakfast for dinner. –Agatha

Your children. And Vision, and this whole little life you’ve made. This is chaos magic, Wanda, and that makes you the Scarlet Witch. –Agatha

 

March 5, 2021

BEST QUOTES FROM MARVEL’S WANDAVISION EPISODE 9 The Series Finale

No dear, I’m counting on it. –Agatha

I’ll let you keep this pathetic little corner of the world all to yourself. –Agatha

And I was told you were powerful. –White Vision

Vision, this is our home. –Wanda
Then let’s fight for it. –Vision

No one can hear you from in here. –Fietro

Wanda Maximoff must be neutralized. –White Vision

They’ll believe the Vision that emerges from the rubble is the same one she illegally tried to bring back to life. –Hayward

Flourish. –Jimmy Woo

Did you know there’s an entire chapter devoted to you in the Darkhold? –Agatha

Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme. It’s your destiny to destroy the world. –Agatha

I’m not what you say I am. –Wanda

She’s your meat puppet, I just cut her strings. –Agatha

You tied your family to this twisted world and now one can’t exist without the other. –Agatha

Handle the military, mom will be right back. –Wanda

Thanks for the lesson…but I don’t need you to tell me who I am. –Wanda

I’ll give you the role you chose. The nosey neighbor. –Wanda

You have no idea what you’ve unleashed. You’re gonna need me. –Agatha

So, it would appear that our dream home has been reduced to a fixer-upper. –Vision

A family is forever. We could never truly leave each other even if we tried. –Wanda

You, Vision, are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you’re my love. –Wanda

We have said goodbye before. So it stands to reason… –Vision
We’ll say hello again. –Wanda

They’ll never know what you sacrificed for them. –Monica

Given the chance and given your power, I’d bring my mom back. I know I would. –Monica

I’m sorry. For all the pain I’ve caused. –Wanda

I don’t understand this power. But I will. –Wanda

I was sent by an old friend of your mother’s. He heard you’ve been grounded. He’d like to meet with you. –Skrull

Mom, help! –Billy

 

 

 

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