MOON KNIGHT Best Quotes from Episodes 1 and 2 #MoonKnight #DisneyPlus @DisneyPlus

MOON KNIGHT is now streaming exclusively on Disney+ and with each action-packed new episode of this dark, gritty psychological thriller comes witty and bloody brilliant quotes. Check back weekly after each new episode for the latest MOON KNIGHT Best Quotes.

MOON KNIGHT Best Quotes

Best Quotes MOON KNIGHT Episode 1: The Goldfish Problem

Look at that, someone was to the Great Pyramid of Giza for a rubbish dump. –Steven

You’re not the bloody tour guide Stevie. –Donna
Steven, actually. I’m Steven. With a V. –Steven
Well, Steven with a V, you’re bloody useless unless you’re actually doing what you paid to do. Which is to sell things to children. –Donna

Did she say steak? When there was a bloody vegan going to eat? At a steak house? –Donna

If this is some weird auditioned to be a tour guide here, the answer is still no. –Donna

No. What?! It’s actually crushing to hear that, but what I’m trying to point out—I’m not trying to slag off marketing, but there’s been a major blunder because they’ve got 7 gods here and the Ennead has 9. –Steven

Listen, if you don’t stop nattering at me, I swear I’ll shove you in a sarcophagus. You can tell the bloody Pharaoh in there what’s wrong with it.–Donna

It’s like my body wants to get up and wander about like it has to get its 10,000 steps in. –Steven

If I am going to have a girlfriend at some point obviously can’t have ankle restraints on my bed can I? That’s the definition of a red flag. –Steven

Well, see you on the flip flop –Steven

You’ll surrender the body to Marc. –Khonshu
The body? What body? –Steven
Ugh, the Idiot is in control –Khonshu

We are here to make the Earth as much like Heaven as possible. –Arthur Harrow

I judge you in Ammits name with a fraction of her power. –Arthur

Mercenary No, no, I’m not. I’m a gift shopist. I work in a gift shop. My name is Steven Grant. Trying to get back home back to London. Lon-don. But no one’s saying like that. –Steven
Steven Grant of the gift shop. Will you return the scarab? –Steven

I strongly encourage you to return that. –Arthur
I’m not doing that. My fingers froze. Must be the altitude. Sorry. I didn’t do that on purpose. Don’t know what’s happening. There we go. Just take it, take it. –Steven
The Idiot’s back. –Khonshu

What do you mean, “Grew back?” Yesterday that fish one fan? I bought him today. What do you see? –Steven
I see two fins. –Pet shop employee
Yeah, sorry. But yeah, he’s got two fins now. So is that normal? Or? –Steven
If you want to swap it? Go ahead. But like I said yesterday… –Pet shop employee
I mean, yesterday as in yesterday? –Steven
All right. Look, as I said, they’ve all got two fins. I don’t care what that Nemo movie says. You find me a pet shop that sells disabled fish, and you go there I don’t have time for this. –Pet shop employee
Is that clock right? It’s impossible. I just woke up. –Steven
The fish is wrong. The time is wrong. You’re not quite right. –Pet shop employee
I’ve got a date. Sorry I’ve got a date. –Steven

You’re cheeky, calling me now. –Co-worker date
What do you mean? I’m at the restaurant? Steak time. –Steven
Yeah, I ate steak by myself thanks. Two days ago. –Co-worker date
I thought we said Friday. –Steven
Welcome to Sunday. –Co-worker date
Come on. No. I think Friday still comes after Thursday doesn’t it? –Steven
Doesn’t change the fact that today’s Sunday, which means lose my number. –Co-worker date

I’ll have a steak, please. –Steven
Sure, what a cut would you like? –Waiter
I’d like to have the best steak. That’s the best bit. –Steven
How’d you like that? –Waiter
Good. Yeah. Very good. Very good. –Steven
Well done. –Waiter

I think she really liked me. Oh, she loved the flowers. Yeah. I’m gonna bring her around soon, I think. Yeah, I think you’d love her. Yeah, she’s got a great sense of humor. So anyway, I’ll tell you more about it tomorrow. Laters, gators. –Steven

Yeah? –Steven
Oh, my God, you’re alive! –Layla
Yeah, all right. –Steven
That’s it? I’ve been texting and calling you for months. You couldn’t give me any sign that you were okay? I thought something happened to you. Where are you? Where have you been? Hello? –Layla
Sorry, I just found this phone in my flat and just trying to figure out who’s it is? –Steven
What is this accent? What is happening right now? –Layla
Sorry, Who do you think I am? –Steven
What do you mean, “who?” What’s wrong with you, Marc? –Layla
What did you just call me? Who is this? Why did you call me “Marc?” Hello? –Steven

Steven. You need to stop. You’re going to get yourself in trouble. –Marc
Who said that? Someone’s having a laugh. –Steven
Steven, stop looking. –Marc

Mate, I don’t have your bloody beetle, I swear. –Steven
Oh, the scarab doesn’t belong to me, it belonged to her. You know Ammit? –Arthur
Do I know Ammit? No, not personally. Egyptian deity. World’s first boogeyman. –Steven
Boogeyman for evildoers. –Arthur

Avatars. Blue people. Love that film –Steven

It’s maddening, isn’t it? The voice in your head? –Arthur

The more you ask for help the more you begin to sound like the boy who cried wolf. –Arthur

I can’t help you. –Steven
I’m trying to help you. –Arthur

There’s chaos in you. –Arthur

Best Quotes MOON KNIGHT Episode 2: Summon the Suit

You dead? No, I didn’t think so. –Steven

What you’re about to see will melt your brain. Like Area 51. –Steven

This is classic HR to say but, You’re not alone.–HR guy
That’s part of the problem, isn’t it? –Steven

This is the 5th garage I’ve been to. I’m looking for my storage unit. It might be under Steven Grant. If not. It might be under Marc. But I don’t know the surname. –Steven

It’s real. It’s very real. –Steven

Oh, here he is. The man in the mirror. –Steven
You’re not supposed to see me. –Marc

I need you to go to sleep on that cot back there. –Marc
I’m never going to sleep again! –Steven

I serve Khonshu. I’m his avatar. –Marc

I eat one piece of steak and I go bonkers. –Steven

Now give me the body and let me finish this and you’ll never hear from me again. –Marc
Give it back you fool. –Khonshu

Marc, where have you been? –Layla
Is Steven the latest fake identity for you? –Layla

It feels like I’m riding with a Victorian duchess. –Layla

By the way, I’m still your wife. –Layla

Drop the accent. –Layla
This is how I talk. –Steven

I’ll tell you everything just get me to my flat. –Steven

She shouldn’t be here. Get her out of here. –Marc

French poet… –Layla
She’s my favorite poet. –Steven
No, she’s my favorite. –Layla

After all this, you said we need to move on. –Layla
I’d never divorce you. –Steven
What are you doing? –Layla
Don’t show her what’s in there. –Marc
Stop it right now. You’re going go to get her killed. –Marc

I’m not Marc Spector. I’m Steven Grant, and I work in a gift shop. I think I might be in real danger, and you’re the only person who can help me. –Steven
You really don’t remember our adventures? –Layla

What’s this? –Billy
A paperweight. –Steven
Where’d you get it? –Billy
Paperweight shop. –Steven

Look here, Billy, we have ourselves a full-blown international fugitive. –Officer

Surrender control, Steven. –Khonshu

We just needed a chance to better understand your situation. –Arthur

Do you think Khonshu chose you because your mind is already broken or because it would just be easy to break? –Arthur

I’d like to take this opportunity to show you around.. –Arthur

We always learn 3 languages so we learn and teach each other. –Arthur

Khonshu often tries to employ those with a hood conscious. –Arthur
You have no conscience. –Khonshu

I only punish those who have done real harm. –Khonshu
I am real justice. –Khonshu

Isn’t it crazy to trust the judgment of the weird crocodile lady! –Steven

Do not say her name. Don’t give Layla up. –Marc

The taste between medicine and poison is sometimes only dosage. –Arthur

Where is the scarab? –Arthur
I have it. –Layla

Summon the suit. –Layla
The soup? –Steven
The suit. Summon the Suit! –Layla

Jackal? Jackal? Where??? What Jackal? – Steven

The suit! Summon the suit!! –Marc
That should have been much worse. –Steven

Oy, Steven, what are we wearing? –Marc
You said we needed a suit? –Steven
Yeah, the ceremonial armor from Khonshus temple, not psycho Colonel Sanders. –Marc

Well, I don’t know how any of this shit works man. Well, I think I do look sharp though. –Steven

What are the poles for? –Steven

You look different. –Layla

Stay away from me. –Steven
Give me control Steven, you can’t handle this. –Marc
I think I can. –Steven
I did it. You got planted. –Steven

Do you think he’s having a seizure? –Townsperson 1
No, he’s just a fancy drunk. –Townsperson 2

That was a hell of a punch back there. Look around. Someone a gonna get hurt if you don’t let me take control. –Marc
I know. –Steven
Get it out of here! –Layla

I wish you could see to live the world we make it. –Arthur

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So this is what it’s like not being on the inside? I don’t want it. I want my body back. –Steven

We’ve managed to keep a wall between us but something’s changed. –Marc

The reflections help. –Marc

I promise you we wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for Khonshu. –Marc
You abandoned your wife and left her alone. –Steven
He wants her as my replacement, and I won’t let that happen. –Marc

You think you own this body? It belongs to me. –Khonshu

We’ll get to Ammit’s tomb first. –Marc

About “MOON KNIGHT”

The story follows Steven Grant, a mild-mannered man who lives a mundane life, plagued by blackouts and mysterious memories of a life somehow separate from his own. After one fateful encounter, Steven discovers that he has Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) and shares a body with Marc Spector—a former mercenary—and the ruthless avatar of Khonshu, the Egyptian god of the moon and vengeance. With their enemies converging upon them, Steven must learn how to adapt to this revelation and work with Marc. With other godly motives at play, the two must navigate their complex identities amid a deadly battle played out among the powerful gods of Egypt.

“MOON KNIGHT” is streaming exclusively on Disney+ March 30, with new episodes every Wednesday.

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